Ian & Stuart's Australian Mac 1993 September/September 93.iso/Archives/Fun, Tricks & Hacks/Quote1.0/Quote 1.0/Quote 1.0.rsrc/STR#_128.txt

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“If god thought nudity was okay; we would have been born naked.”

“You can never discard too many bad ideas.”

“A marytr is a hero that didn’t make it.”

“Always listen to experts tell you why it can’t be done, then do it.”

“It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.”

“If the facts don’t support the theory, then they must be disposed of.”

“No one hates a job well done.”

“The man who never makes a mistake loses a great many chances to learn something.”

“A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got credit.”

“It is better to say ‘thank you’ and not mean it, than to mean it and not say it.”

“A sharp tounge and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.”

“An unusual child is one who asks questions that his parents can answer.”

“Counting time is not so important as making time count.”

“Never return kindness - pass it on.”

“Instead of putting others in their place, put yourself in their place.”

“Courage is not the absence of fear, it’s the mastery of it.”

“The person who knows everything has a lot to learn.”

“It isn’t necessary to blow out the other person’s light to let your own shine.”

“He who is wrapped up in himself makes a small package.”

“Faults are the easiest things to find.”

“The straight and narrow path would not be so narrow if more people walked it.”

“Footprints in the sands of time are never made sitting down.”

“You can meet friends anywhere but you cannot meet enemies anywhere - you have to make them.”

“Experience is yesterday’s answer to today’s problems.”

“When all else fails, read the instructions.”

“It’s a pity that stupidity isn’t painful...”

“A path with no obsticles probably leads no where.”

“Beauty without virtue is a curse.”

“A hidden flaw never remains hidden.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not.”

“Confidence is what your feel before you fully understand the situation.”

“One who is already wet does not fear the rain.”

“Sometimes I wish I could get a mirror with a better view.”

“Less is more.”

“Where love is thin, faults are thick.”

“He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.”

“The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision but to avoid one.”

“No speach can be entirely bad if short enough.”

“It is not necessary to fall in a well to know its depth.”

“Before you meet a hansome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.”

“There are no winners in life, only survivors.”

“Prejudice is the child of ignorance.”

“Speaking without thinking is like shooting without aiming.”

“Anything free is worth what you pay for.”

“My Opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right.”

“It's not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that.”

“If you don't have memory like an elephant, then leave tracks like one.”

“The first loss is the easiest.”

“Only a mediocre person is always at his best.”

“Never tell someone anything he doesn't need to know.”

“Just because you are not paranoid, doesn't mean that they aren't after you.”

“An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.”

“The more things you own the more you are owened by things.”

“Reality is for people who lack imagination.”

“Never under estimate the power of human stupidity.”

“To gain a good reputation, endeavor to be what you desire to appear.”

“If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.”

“The longest list has a final item.”

“Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.”

“Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.”

“People advise you in thier interest, not yours.”

“Xerox never comes up with anything original.”

“In politics you can often be wrong but never in doubt.”

“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”

“As scarce as the truth is, the supply is much greater than the demand.”

“Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.”

“Behind every successful man is a woman who made it necessary.”

“I have decided to devote my entire career to looking for a career.”

“Sometimes the best defense is a skillful surrender.”

“You can have peace or you can have freedom, but don't count on having both.”

“If it feels good, don't do it.”

“You only have a problem if you think you have a problem.”

“Anger is never without reason, but seldom a good one.”

“One man plus courage is a majority.”

“In order to reach the sea, a river often detours around many obsticles.”